Let’s play a game…..

It’s called “how weak can you brew the coffee.” Nailed it? Good!
Oooooo now let’s play another! This one is called “how long can you stare at the chick in the room”

Day 16 (I think?) on duty is off to a good start….

theoregonscout:

The only way to wake up.

(via asirens0ng)

The one thing that sucks about being a wildland firefighter….. I’ve been on duty for 8 days now, and besides showers there hasn’t been a single moment I haven’t been wearing a tight evil sports bra… (I sleep in open barracks) I feel so trapped!!! 😩 my boobs just want to be free!

Pet peeve…

People who call me kiddo.
I’M NOT A KID AND YOU’RE LIKE… A YEAR OLDER THAN ME WTF BRO?!

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

(via rachiexroo)

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(via appalachianmountaingirl)

islandcowgirl:

oregongeorgiagrown:

stunningpicture:

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

I can’t wait to be doing this.

The shit is seriously hitting the fan in my home state.